[ He groans in exasperation and probably digs his foot into Rhys's face a little more ]

Ughhhhhhh I knooooow. But, look, I've got this other stalker, and he's way worse. Like he's trying to make an AI of me or something, I dunno, it's weird. That's the kind of guy you worry about because like, he probably digs through my trash?

[ poor nakayama, getting dragged like this ]

Whatever, I'm getting distracted. Point is. No. Just. No to the whole sentiment but especially the romance part.