[ where has alfendi's chill gone... but regardless of his response, dazai continues on in his normal tone, as if nothing is wrong — because insults tend to roll right off of him. whether this is a good thing or a bad thing, though, is debatable. ]

No, not at all! When it comes to this, I'm extremely thorough. I've tried nearly everything out there, even the really weird methods — like hitting my head on hard tofu. Do you know how hard that tofu was to make?

It was delicious afterwards, though.