...simpler times are over.

[Dojima puts the hammer aside and sits down. Oh boy, here's a sword once owned by Date Masamune. This is a crazy place]

Why was I brought into this place? It seems like everyone but me has something weird going on, and here I am, coming from a perfectly normal town, with a completely mundane life.

[...hahaha, if only he knew the details of the TV world...]