[alvin's so used to it that it really doesn't faze him as much as it probably should. this is probably a new record for suspicion, though!]

I'm not looking to be special, just saying it how it is. I'm a mercenary... and one that's taken jobs for all kinds of people. Kings, opposing militaries, old ladies who've lost their cats. Sometimes it means spilling the things I've learned. It's work, nothing personal, you know how it is.