[The grouchier he gets, the more she likes him... this is awful.]

Maybe we are. [She snaps her fingers to get his attention, then points down at the monitors on their ankles.] I mean... they put those on us, after all.

[There was probably a more gentle way of saying that, but gentle isn't really Alice's style.]

Fine, fine, you won't hear it from me. But if someone else says it, promise me you'll invite me to watch when you choke them with their tongue? ♡