—Oh, no.

[Alas, there is nothing she can do for Luke as the can takes its revenge against him. Sorry, but also... Nah. She's genuinely sorry. And she opens her mouth to ask if he's okay, but then he's picking up the can again with the clear intention of throwing it, and she's sucking in a breath instead.]

Friend, wait! Stop. When I suggested brute force, I did not mean you should injure yourself twice. Please — put the can down and let's think of another way.