I'm hardly some kind of clumsy fool! What's next, are you going to suggest I fell down a flight of stairs when I wasn't looking?

[He lets out a scoff, like it's the stupidest idea he's ever heard.]

That's what the man said...that I've been here for "days", but that's a lie. It has to be. I only just woke up in this room a while ago out of the blue, and yet people keep insisting that I should know what the bloody hell is going on!